#1 Device Addiction
You observe her on her device so much it’s become the third person in your relationship. . . or is it the fourth?
Life with her is never dull, like in a suspenseful movie she keeps you on your toes and the adrenaline pumping.
Oh geez, did he sell his girlfriend?
It’s amazing how she devises clever ways of solving her fears. . . But then her fears become yours.
Sometimes you wish there was a school where she could take Sexting 101.
Never mind, she doesn’t even know what she’s pissed about. Run fast to your man cave!
She’ll keep tally of your messages to her, including those on social media. It’s a game and you have to play, and NOT lose!
She leaves her bobby pins everywhere at your place, it’s like she’s marking her territory. . . AND she is.
Don’t even think about mentioning another girl, in ANY situation. Her jealously antenna will prick-up, probe and POKE.
You’ve devised a way to determine which girl to commit too. It’s a hard test, will she pass? Be ready to put a ring on her finger if so. . . she’ll deserve it!