How to Know if You’re Too Drunk to Text Right Now

#1 My Legs Feel Good

Sometimes that’s all that matters.

Funny Drunk text

#2 Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters

A baby and a half donzen of babies.

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#3 No I’m Not Smooch

Do pencil’s want erasers?

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#4 Opening Beer With My Teeth

Omg that’s disgusting.

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#5 Olive Garden 2-4-1 Chardinay!

That’s some true confessions. Thanks mom.

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#6 I love Alcohol

This is what regret sounds like.

Drunk Text meme

#7 Call Me A Cab

Then where did the taxi take him?


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