# 1. “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you…”

2. “…I don’t like to sit on the tile, it’s cold on my behind.”
# 3. Say “cheeesssee!”
# 4. So much for privacy when you have to pee.
#5. Not like there’s a WHOLE couch to sit on, or anything.
#6. “Rise and shine!”
#7. “What other dog? All I see is a squishy bench.”
#8. Ahhh, the joys of being a cat lady.
#9. “He says he doesn’t realize where his tail’s going, but…”
#10. “This looks like a perfectly good place for sits.”
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